World News Light is a real-world news, turn on a light paste, soft and spongy, with only half the calories of regular press .* links to original news stories loaded with calories at the end of this articleContinental EuropeInsight and / or Doom has been delayed indefinitely as the malfunctioning of the CERN collider. World News light sources show human error as the cause: "Someone poured a bottle of Beaujolais and a package of jelly babies in the cataclysm converter {sic}." UK officials insist on a new clock-eating monster time in Cambridge, it is not unusual, although, according to * The Times of London: "Every hour, says a new brand noise invisible in a coffin to remind passers-by of their mortality. "U.S. red-tailed hawk attacked normally placid puppeteers in Atlanta. World News Light sources say they believe that (the falcon) considers the puppeteers her.Stocks mocked fell sharply earlier this week, making sales of liquor to suspect skyrocket.JapanA submarine periscope was discovered off the coast of Japan. The submarine is not identified and disappeared before anyone could do anything about it. The officials ignored the rumors that the submarine might have been the monster Mothra in larval form, approaching the coast to fight Godzilla. Health writer ExtraFreelance announced that a one-week diet of tortilla chips with cheddar cheese, candy cinnamon atomic fireball, and coca cola, causes headache, severe extra ennui.Entertainment LightParis Hilton Gossip would like to let everyone know she is not as dumb as she is and what a lot of work. Also, would love to go to London. World News Light personal psychic reveals that no surprise to her that Paris Hilton wants to move to London. "What she really wants to do is to help Madonna in the overthrow of the queen." Moda Light "London Fashion Week was absolutely fabulous," World News special light sources reveal. He also noted, "Scary Gothic makeup had a huge presence, just in time for Halloween ... and the end of the world. "MusicAmerican country singer defines masculinity for the masses while singing a song criticizing grooming as" effeminate metrosexual "and reminds women is still a regular Neanderthal." whole Everyone knows that being a man is all about strong body odors, hairs, nails uneven, beer belly, and rusty pickup trucks. Remove those things and what you have? Only a fucking sweet smelling, immaculately groomed, handsome fag. "Another emo pop star is complaining that somehow their way to the top 40.Hip Hop artist sings the song of throw your hands in the air (pronounced style" Ayur "). The song immediately shot to the top 40. SourcesCollider for two monthshttp: / / www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/09/20/hadron.collider.damage.ap/index.htmlPeriscope coasthttp Japanese account: / news.yahoo.com / s / ap / 20080914/ap_on_re_as/japan_submarineParis Londonhttp looking for real estate: / / www.ok-magazine.co.uk/celebnews/view/3365/Paris-to-move-to-London-/Paris Hilton says she's not stupid and works a lothttp: / / Make www.newsweek.com/id/43347Goth weekhttp London Fashion: / / Clock women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/beauty/article4758036.eceMonster unveiled in Cambridgehttp: / / www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article4789673.eceHawk attacks puppeteershttp: / / www.wsbtv.com/news/17514726/detail.html
